Sarcasm & Bitterness

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ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Secret Service: “Dammit, we need to stop playing hide and seek.”

Calvin Coolidge: “You lose.”

#JustPresidentThings

Also, apparently as President he often went to dinner parties he hated. Someone finally asked why he went. His reply: “Got to eat somewhere.” Source

carpios:

more celebrities should just be like rihanna in regards to hate

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hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

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whedonesque:

Robert Downey Jr. does a Reddit AMA and makes us giddy (X)

whedonesque:

Robert Downey Jr. does a Reddit AMA and makes us giddy (X)

busterscary:

Can we all agree that Avatar had one of the worst movie adaptations of all time.

Like where did these fucking blue people come from.  Why are they in space.  There’s not even any fucking bending.

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super-wholock-avengers:

hisdoctorwatson:

forsciencejohn:

letitbemiss:

dudeufugly:

hoard-allthe-stringlights:

crimesolvinghusbands:

Sherlock builds houses

Sherlock Homes

Sherlock goes on an adventure

Sherlock Roams

Sherlock styles his hair

Sherlock Combs 

Sherlock has an orgasm

Sherlock Moans

sherlock has to jump off a building to save his only three friends

sherlock phones

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supmariss:

"i want to go to bed" is how i would sum up 2014

thegadaboutgirl:

whowasntthere:

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

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